Theives and Diets

So my good friend Frank is joining the millions of other people in the world who have decided that they need to lose weight.

But Frank is the kind of person who buys food and then when the lunch lady has her back turned, steals several bagels, milk's, fries and/or whatever they are serving that day.

Well not today, today he brought a healthy lunch with him...but he blew off his thousand calorie diet and bought school lunch. But he didn't steal anything...from the lunch line I mean. From our chemistry teacher...well that's another story...a story that I will now tell you.

Frank got to school twenty minutes before our chemistry teacher, and somehow got into the classroom (this part isn't exactly very clear to me) and while our chem teacher was out of the room he used the opportunity to steal a 280 pack of straws and a liquid in a container that was marked under the hazardous section of the many liquids there. Stupidly Frank smells the liquid, it smells terrible but he sticks it in his jacket pocket anyway.

Frank brings the smelly liquid to lunch and shows it to Rose, George and I, George bravely smells it first. He takes off the top and sticks his nose right by it, the liquid stinks terribly and George's eyes are watering because of the liquid. Frank cleans off the top of the bottle the liquid is in with the paper from his brown bag lunch. He gives it to me to smell, I don't get a whiff of it like George does but I do smell it. Yes it stinks and yes it did bother my nose...George got out his chemistry reference table and hands it to Frank. Frank tells us that the liquid was ammonia peroxide (or something like that) and that it is an acid.

Wow...so that was weird...we'll see what happens tomorrow.