Keep it away from the bimbo's

OMG my first comment! (I just saw that now and I'm so happy *jumps for joy*) Yes Whitters24, Salad is a nickname, Kate and Will made it up for him back in October...he doesn't know about it...which is good otherwise he would know what we talk about in Chemistry class.

Anyway...we played soccer in gym class today and...it made for an interesting story.

My gym teacher was out today so we had a sub and he knew very little about soccer. And since originally our teams were uneven, he had us stand on a blue line so he could put us on teams. "You should do 1, 2, 1, 2" Salad said. And of course that is what the guy did. Salad was smart though, he stood on one side of me and Angie stood on the other so I would be on the other team (because it just isn't the same when Salad and I are on the same team...and the same goes with Angie and I) The teams ended up being Salad, Angie, Frank and several other varsity soccer players up against me, John, Aaron, 1 varsity soccer player and...well basically we were just a whole bunch of losers.

Jen, Mar, and Kat came onto the field once again. Now, if you don't know...none of the boys, nor Angie, nor I like these girls, and we hate them more when they play soccer because:
1) They can't play well
2) They don't even try
3) When they do "try" they just mess up the game for the rest of us.
4) They aren't the nicest people
5) They are freakin' idiots!

So they came on the field and created turmoil. The first thing they did to set me off was when I heard them say "Keep the ball away from Angie" but according to Angie they said, "Keep it away from the witch" meaning Angie.

The boys did everything they could to keep the ball away from them but it is really hard to do that when they are standing in the middle of the field. And Mar kept blowing her whistle whenever there was a handball, the first time she blew the whistle everybody stopped but I told everybody to play it and so we did, and then ignored every other time she blew the whistle.

I tried to keep my distance and keep myself from defenestrating them (defenestrate is the act of throwing somebody out a window...it is my favorite long word.) and focused myself on getting the ball away from Salad...which I did several times. I also fell several times, crashed into Salad, Angie and Frank and have some interesting stories from there, but none I'm going to put in here, there are too many and this post would be way too long.