Strength Test

Okay, as you all may or may not know, most of my friends are guys so yes, I do have to be pretty tough to survive. (I still get bruises though, my first week eating lunch with Frank and George, I ended up with a huge bruise on my leg and right now I have a cut on my finger.) Today the debate on men vs women came up during lunch and strength didn't really get involved.

You see, I am a soccer player (if I wasn't then I probably wouldn't be talking to or be friends with Salad, Frank or Aaron) and Frank mentioned to George at lunch that there would be an indoor soccer season this winter...for guys. So I said that I wanted to go and they told me that I couldn't go because I was a girl and girls can't play soccer...you know maybe I should just make a script thing:
F = Frank
A = Me
G = George

F- Did you hear there is an indoor soccer team this winter? You should try out for goalie (to me) He's a great goalie.
G- I used to be the best. Unlike you I'm sure.
A- True...I suck at being goalie, but I'm a good soccer player.
G- But you can't go.
F- Yeah because you're a girl.
A- I play better than most boys.
F- True.
A- I'm gonna go.
G- You're a girl.
A- I'll disguise myself as a guy, I'll put a wig on and I'll wear one of Frank's shirts.
G- No!

Anyway as you can imagine this went on and on. Now that I think about it, even though girls are considered to be less physically fit than guys are, they aren't. Frank and George joked that if we ever had a woman president it would be terrible because women are too emotional. That's not entirely true but here's my look on it:

Boys
1) don't think as much
2) rely on girls for some things
3) They barely wait to go to the bathroom!
4) Are considered to be "dominant"
5) Are paid a normal salary
6) ROBOTS!
7) Can stand some pain.

Girls
1) over analyze, think constantly
2) Usually have to do those some things
3) They wait for hours just to go to the bathroom!
4) Crawled our way up from being the "underdog" we now have just as many rights as the guys do.
5) Are paid about .375 cents less than men.
6) Unlike boys, girls have emotions and they do use them.
7) Seriously? They go through a lot more pain than boys could ever imagine!

I'm sure there are plenty more things to add but I really can't think of any more right now. Comment if you have any other ideas that I can add to this.

Anyway...as you can see what girls don't have with muscles they make up for with in brains and emotion. They have more passion than a guy will ever see...besides, most guys are sexist, good for nothing losers who need to be kept on a chain by the girls.

I have a few examples for that based on my own experiences.

Nick- "Oh yeah, we're best friends." puh-lease he spent more time with the girls who hate my guts than he did with me yet still claimed we were close.
John- I mentioned before that he's overly flirtatious, especially with me and my friends, sex talk comes up a lot when it comes to him.
Frank- Read The Rant Above.
George- See Frank's and do what it says.
Salad- ...after a lot of thought I came up with: He didn't tell me that he liked somebody despite the fact that we were "good friends" he waited until after I embarrassed myself in front of 3 of my guy friends to say that and then tells me he likes another girl and after he feeds me all that information he ignores me just like Cael did...like other guys have or are doing now...
Cael- Okay...Cael and I were best friends for about 6 or 7 years and he ditched me to hang out with the girls who hate my guts for several reasons, that I will put up here at a later date.
Aaron- Can be very touchy-feely, which kind of bugs me.
Chris- Flirtatious, show-offy annoying person, who has been annoying me since he moved to my neighborhood when I was like...6.
Will- TOO MUCH SEX TALK! That's like all he talks about and after awhile it's soo annoying!